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tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

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andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

— 7 hours ago with 18832 notes

wnyc:

"Lost in New York? The streets are numbered!John Mulaney wishing he were a Def Jam comic when Home Alone 2: Lost in New York came out makes me laugh so much. (The bit starts a minute in. Warning: There’s some language, but it’s mostly bleeped.)

@julesdwit

— 19 hours ago with 42 notes
mlb:

Carlos Gomez’s bat — Rest In Pieces.

mlb:

Carlos Gomez’s bat — Rest In Pieces.

— 21 hours ago with 330 notes